Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
Taking someone who is constantly cold and constantly needs to pee on such a long car journey is a bad idea.
I have an eight hour car journey today, twenty minutes in and I already need to pee, I am lily on how I met your mother.
“You haven’t hurt people – you’ve given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.”-Catching Fire
Growing up I wanted to be a mixture of Audrey Hepburn and Lucille Ball. Apparently I told my mum when I was eight that I wanted to be an actor.